Dogs Wearing Things
Some Even Better Questions
1 What do you regularly do before bed?
2 Who would you say is there for you when you really need them?
3 If given the opportunity, where would you time travel and who would you bring with you on the adventure knowing that you're not going to alter anything in the present?
4 Is there anyone you miss a lot?
5 Favorite drink? (Alcoholic and non-alcoholic)
6 Do you smoke weed or cigarettes?
7 Would you help the last person you called/texted hide a dead body?
8 What would you take as a weapon if you were to go into a building to assassinate a crime lord that killed your family? Would you be discrete or go in and start killing people until you get to him?
9 What are three norms that you absolutely hate?
10 Who are your top three idols?
11 If you could go back to any point and time and do things differently, where would you go and why would you change things?
12 Your Pokemon team consists of six Pokemon, which six Pokemon would you choose to be on your team?
13 You have the opportunity to meet any musician, dead or alive. Who would you meet and why?
14 What was a constant thought that passed your mind today?
15 Are you going to school? What are your classes like/what's your major?
16 Favorite video game?
17 Something you know you shouldn't have done, but did anyway?
18 What is a television show that makes you want to strangle someone?
19 Most fucked up situation you have ever been in?
20 The last time you were hugged and you cried?
21 Who is your favorite character from a film?
22 Is there a film you can watch repeatedly and never get tired of it?
23 Make a list of bands/musicians that you recently started listening to.
24 Do you think you would do well in a zombie apocalypse?
25 If the world was ending and you had two hours before the Earth was destroyed, what would you do?
26 What was your first kiss like?
27 Favorite curse word(s)?
28 Who do you think would visit you if you were in the hospital?
29 What do you think of most when you're falling asleep?
30 If you had to choose between immortality, wealth, or any six concert tickets with the opportunity to go to any of those concerts from any time period, which would you choose?
31 What do you wish you could be doing right now?
32 Who is your favorite person in the world right now?
33 What do you think it would be like to have been born with a tail?
34 Do you like your name?
35 What would you do if two strangers started fighting in a convenience store full of people?
36 What are you looking forward to in the near future?
37 If you had to use three songs to define yourself, which three would you use?
38 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CAPITALIZATION LIKE THIS!?
39 How do you feel about humanity?
40 What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
41 Do you have a Tumblr crush? What would you do if you had the chance to hangout with them?
42 What do you want to do with your life?
43 Which of your friends is the funniest?
44 Where do you go when you feel like shit?
45 What is holding you back from doing something you really want to do?
46 What state do you live in?
47 Would you ever hangout with someone you met on here?
48 When was the last time you got home and actually fell asleep withing ten minutes of making contact with your bed?
49 What really turns you on?
50 What is a memory that you're very fond of?

glitterlion:

walking into work 2 hours late like idgaf looks

dimetrodons:

mitzi—may:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

this is my favorite gif set.

guys idk if u know/if that’s yr thing but i have an nsfw blog at finger-bj. so. 

here are some catholics but they're not rly family, soz: once thought i saw something holy on a pew and used it to cross my forehead. it was baby puke. i talked back to a priest trying to get me to repeat lines in a confession booth because i knew the whole thing and thought i was supposed to say it in private. i won. i had a whole church laugh at me during my confirmation because i said 'Joan of Arc' rather than just Joan. I chose that name cos Lee Lee Sobieski was so hot in the telemovie.

sophisti-cunted:

dogswearingthings:

(sry i hope it is ok to post publicly, let me know if not n I’ll take it down) 

I chose Francis of Assisi for my confirmation because it’s a boy’s name, italian, and because my family always said I liked animals more than people. Once my aunty (as a baby) projectile vomited onto someone in the pew behind her in church. I went to confession around this time last year for the first time in like a decade just to see what it’s like (at st francis’ on lonsdale street) and it was pretty interesting actually

fine to post :)

i’m a bit scattered rn, but i’d like to chat some time about confession stuff and like, intersections/removals from the catholic tack and the ones in activist shit and putting words to experiences/discretions that you hadn’t before, but can shape the way you think about them afterwards

yeah that’d be sweet, actually the stuff I’m writing at the moment is about confession and religious zeal/missionary impulses within activism and I’m so into thinking about it at the moment, that’s part of what made my dad’s texting me about drawing the sign of the cross on my head so intense like wow???? relationships???? blood???? intergenerational memory???? ritual????

here are some catholics but they're not rly family, soz: once thought i saw something holy on a pew and used it to cross my forehead. it was baby puke. i talked back to a priest trying to get me to repeat lines in a confession booth because i knew the whole thing and thought i was supposed to say it in private. i won. i had a whole church laugh at me during my confirmation because i said 'Joan of Arc' rather than just Joan. I chose that name cos Lee Lee Sobieski was so hot in the telemovie.

(sry i hope it is ok to post publicly, let me know if not n I’ll take it down) 

I chose Francis of Assisi for my confirmation because it’s a boy’s name, italian, and because my family always said I liked animals more than people. Once my aunty (as a baby) projectile vomited onto someone in the pew behind her in church. I went to confession around this time last year for the first time in like a decade just to see what it’s like (at st francis’ on lonsdale street) and it was pretty interesting actually

What's up with your dad?

look I was hoping for more confessions rather than questions but basically I got a weird catholic text from my dad who I haven’t spoken to in years where he was talking a lot about baptising me. I have been reading the confessions of saint augustine lately and also had a dream where my friend dot wrote my geneology so family/religion things feel veryyy weird at the moment

Someone got a text from their dad tonight that was Too Intense and needs to know all your advice/feelings about dads?

manipulative people are genuinely scary